Lexington Police Scanner Quotes: The Best Of
It was no secret that no matter how Monday’s game ended, Lexington would give us a glimpse of how the would will end. Big Blue Nation successfully seems to be bringing shame to the Bluegrass with their ridiculous styles of celebration. While the win made me roll my eyes and prepare myself for the taunting my family is bound to give me being that I’m a U of L fan, I found a glimmer of beauty in all the madness: the Lexington police scanner. I couldn’t resist a nice of live tweeting the things I was hearing. So, I present you with THE BEST OF the Lexington Police Scanner as recounted by yours truly:
10: “The fire department advised me that they don’t do that. We do.”
9: “The subject was surfing on top of the car.”
8: “Bring about two guys with ya and just give it a squirt.”
7: “We have a juvenile with a gun. We don’t have any way to take care of this.”
6: “I think the sweeper will do our job for us.”
5: “Checking an alarm at McDonalds.. Looks like the freezer door.”
4: “The suspect is not in the victim.”
3: “Petroleum based product, it actually melted the road. Created a speed bump.”
2: “Either they’ve found their pants or they’ve gone inside.”
1: (As heard in the background) “I bet you guys never get high fives!”
There you have it, folks! I think this gives a pretty good summary of how the night in Lexington went. Just a bit of advice: Lexington, if you’re going to burn stuff, make sure it’s something you aren’t going to use… Like books.
For more quotes from the scanner, check out my twitter https://twitter.com/#!/brueapilsner and look up #LexingtonPoliceScanner.