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Lexington Police Scanner Quotes: The Best Of

by Ally

It was no secret that no matter how Monday’s game ended, Lexington would give us a glimpse of how the would will end. Big Blue Nation successfully seems to be bringing shame to the Bluegrass with their ridiculous styles of celebration. While the win made me roll my eyes and prepare myself for the taunting my family is bound to give me being that I’m a U of L fan, I found a glimmer of beauty in all the madness: the Lexington police scanner. I couldn’t resist a nice of live tweeting the things I was hearing. So, I present you with THE BEST OF the Lexington Police Scanner as recounted by yours truly:

10: “The fire department advised me that they don’t do that. We do.”

9: “The subject was surfing on top of the car.”

8:  “Bring about two guys with ya and just give it a squirt.”

7: “We have a juvenile with a gun. We don’t have any way to take care of this.”

6: “I think the sweeper will do our job for us.”

5: “Checking an alarm at McDonalds.. Looks like the freezer door.”

4: “The suspect is not in the victim.”

3: “Petroleum based product, it actually melted the road. Created a speed bump.”

2: “Either they’ve found their pants or they’ve gone inside.”

1: (As heard in the background) “I bet you guys never get high fives!”

There you have it, folks! I think this gives a pretty good summary of how the night in Lexington went. Just a bit of advice: Lexington, if you’re going to burn stuff, make sure it’s something you aren’t going to use… Like books.

For more quotes from the scanner, check out my twitter https://twitter.com/#!/brueapilsner and look up #LexingtonPoliceScanner.

~Ally

4 Comments

  1. 03 April 12, 9:24am

    I really got a kick out of the street sweepers line and 2: “Either they’ve found their pants or they’ve gone inside.” I questioned if I had more fun watching the game and cheering on the Cats or the #lexingtonpolicescanner Tweet fest.

  2. 03 April 12, 10:02am

    [...] by listening to the Lexington Police Department scanner, which was being streamed online and provided winning descriptions of the chaos like, "The subject was surfing on top of the [...]

  3. Megan Combs
    04 April 12, 1:54am

    I LOVE UK!!!!! haha! PEOPLE CAN MAKE FUN OF US ALL THEY WANT GO TO ANY OTHER CITY AND LET THEM GET OUT A CELEBRATE AND YOU WILL HEAR THE SAME THING!!! I LOVE UK HATERS AS WELL… ITS CALLED JEALOUSY WE HAVE THE MOST WINS !!! THE BEST COACH BEST PLAYERS THEY ACTUALLY ARENT BALL HOGS AND OTHER TEAMS THAT HATE US CANT STAND THE FACT WE PULLED IT OFF! : ) IF YOU GET MAD AT ALL OF THIS THEN ITS BECAUSE YOUR TEAM COULDN’T GET IT DONE!!! AND WHATS EVEN BETTER IS WE GOT SOO MANY BAD CALLS FROM THE REFFS THAT HELPED KANASA AND WE SHOULDA HAD 2 MORE POINTS IF THE REFS WOULDA TOOK A LOOK AT THE GOAL TENDING SHOT!!! LOVE UK! AND LOUISVILLE HAVE FUN WITH OUR LEFT OVER COACH : )

    • Ally
      04 April 12, 5:30am

      You call it jealousy, I call it sanity. I may root for a team, but I don’t take a win/loss personally.

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