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Upcoming Shows: July in… Nowhere, actually

by Ally

At this point, I have no shows beyond Kentucky and Ohio. Care to change that?

30, June 2011 Beyond No Comments

Twats, Tweets.. Same difference

You've got a proud dad when he takes a picture of your massive turd. You've got a crazy one when he takes a video of the attempted flush. 20 hours ago
I didn't realize how immature I am til I started planning my best friend's baby shower. Pretty sure busted condoms aren't appropriate decor. 1 day ago
RT @ZenHedonist: Line up that RT for @brueapilsner and make some #FF #FollowFriday happen. 1 day ago
I asked my 3 year old little buddy if he wanted to go to my house and see the chickens. His face lit up as he asked, "Can we eat them?!" 1 day ago
Gotta love when your meme is shared on a facebook page title "Fap Fap Fap".. #Flattered-ish 2 days ago