Whoopsy oopsy..
by Ally
I have been severely neglecting my site. My sincerest apologies, my dears. I have every intention of remedying that immediately. In the meantime, enjoy as I hop on the meme bandwagon…
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A Cripple Ally Actually Respects?!
by Ally
Alright folks. It’s rare I give shout outs like this, especially with regard to other cripples, but this dude earned my respect a long time ago. I’ve known this kid since my early years of attending MDA Summer Camp...
Euphimisms Are Lame
by Ally
Time and time again, folks get offended that I refer to myself as “crippled”. It appears as though, in some circles, this terminology is considered derogatory. Those fags are retarded. How’s that for political correctness? I’ve heard them all,...
Picture of the Week
by Ally
What are your thoughts on this? Make the chest a little flatter and it’s right on the money to be my new logo..
I’ve got 2 things to say…
by Ally
1. Her vagina ain’t handicapped, but now my ears are 2. Telling a crippled girl she has swagger is like telling a deaf girl you like her accent.
Talk Sex with Dr. Drew: The First Date
by Ally
I promise you, dear readers, that title is no typo; but, rather, an awkwardly accurate description of my first (and definitely only) date with Drew. Meeting up for coffee seemed simple enough for my first date post-breakup with Larry,...
