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Can Girls Write Dick Jokes? Part 1

by Ally

Louisville Comedy‘s brand new podcast, This Week In Louisville, made its debut taping this Thursday at The Bard’s Town in front of what sounds like an extremely receptive audience. I was honored when I heard a joke written by...

Picture of the Week

by Ally

What are your thoughts on this? Make the chest a little flatter and it’s right on the money to be my new logo..

Odd Thought 7/6/11

by Ally

I’ve heard a lot of speculation over the sexuality of my flamboyant childhood idol, Barney. It’s time to set the record straight: Barney wasn’t gay, the man inside of him was.

An Amish Pedophile? Really?

by Ally

A dude shows up in a horse and buggy with expectations of a sexual rendezvous with a 12-year-old girl after randomly ‘sexting’ her. According to this article it isn’t uncommon for New Order Amish to use pagers and cell...

I’ve got 2 things to say…

by Ally

1. Her vagina ain’t handicapped, but now  my ears are 2. Telling a crippled girl she has swagger is like telling a deaf girl you like her accent.

Picture of the Week

by Ally

(Photo taken on US 27 in Highland Heights, Kentucky.) Can you do better than these captions? “Deer in the tail lights just doesn’t have the same ring to it.” -Alee Meredith “Santa was concerned when Billy asked for a...

Talk Sex with Dr. Drew: The First Date

by Ally

I promise you, dear readers, that title is no typo; but, rather, an awkwardly accurate description of my first (and definitely only) date with Drew. Meeting up for coffee seemed simple enough for my first date post-breakup with Larry,...