I’ve noticed a trend of people celebrating their birthdays by doing Random Acts of Kindness (RAK’s). Whatever age they turn, they do that many things. As someone whose life is dedicated towards improving the lives of those around her (often in the form of an audience), I decided to...
For those of you who have heard the rumors going around (thanks to Cincinnati Police) that I’m a porn star, this is what started it all. Originally, the video was called “Born Star” later shortened simply to “Star”. I had the honor of being on set for one of...
Since when is it okay to call a cruise shit ‘crippled’, but not me? Sure, ships don’t have feelings. But in reality, neither do I. After all the flack I caught (and continue to catch) over referring to myself by this quip, it’s being thrown around like a sack...
I’ve often heard the phrase “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. While I believe the intentions of that quote come from the kindest of hearts, it isn’t clearly expressed. Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder, but rather the heart; for beauty is not a...
Again, I have been severely slack in updating this site.. My sincerest apologies. Now that all the court BS is over with, I can return my focus to make you all get the giggle shits again. Keep your eyes peeled for my next blog post “Top 10 Ways to...
If memory serves me correctly, the Harry Potter craze swept the world while I was still in high school. I didn’t see much allure in fantasy and I was still too stubborn to read any books that weren’t required to graduate. Any mention of Harry Potter gave me rapid...
I have been severely neglecting my site. My sincerest apologies, my dears. I have every intention of remedying that immediately. In the meantime, enjoy as I hop on the meme bandwagon…
I have a lot of great shows coming up that I am oh so excited to share with everyone! Before I do, how would you like a bit of an update on what is next for the crippled girl? First of all, we have a few t-shirts left (medium...
For those of you who missed any of the press from yesterday, here are links for everything I could find! Comment, share, enjoy! Cincinnati Enquirer 700 WLW with Scott Sloan Local 12 USA Today The Cincinnati Beacon Connected Comedy Podcast (can’t believe I forgot to add this one! This...
Love your web site, I have CP, but don’t let it get me down!!!
My dear friend, Jean, has quadrilateral limb deficiencies and she’s been in my life since we were 8 (42 years and I still can’t shake her). When we were in high school together, I ran a campaign to have her win the distinction of “the funniest walk” because, there was no getting around it; she was (and still is) remarkable in that she cannot physically walk and laugh at the same time. She sort of flops on her stomach like a turtle and patiently awaits someone to help her up. Thank goodness she’s more inclined to scooters now. It was then that I was approached by a self-righteous girl who didn’t know her at all who reamed my out for my insensitive nature. Jean sent me your link and I reminded her of this moment and I only can refer to her as handicapable or differently abled or “the Tiny Avenger” (shaded of In Living Color). Can you relate? I’m her mentally disturbed friend, Suzanne. Keep laughing!