I have a lot of great shows coming up that I am oh so excited to share with everyone! Before I do, how would you like a bit of an update on what is next for the crippled girl? First of all, we have a few t-shirts left (medium and large). Once those are sold, I’ll be ordering something very similar, yet revolutionary. Secondly, this site will be seeing a few changes that will  make your experience far more crippled (see new definition). Lastly, don’t forget to send your videos proudly saying, “I laughed at the crippled girl” to allybruener@gmail.com. Help me take the world by storm! Alright.. now, onto the shows..

June 26th – Bloomington, IN – Max’s Place – Ladies Night – 8pm – $4, FREE for ladies (see flyer below for more info)

July 5th – Dayton, OH – Wiley’s Comedy Niteclub – Fireworks Competition – 8pm – $3

July 14th – Louisville, KY – The Bard’s Town – No Balls of Meat, All-Female Comedy Contest – 8pm – $7

July 19th – Cincinnati, OH – America Live – 8pm – More details coming SOON!

July 24th – Cincinnati, OH – Go Bananas – Women Writing for Change Benefit – 8pm

July 25th – Cincinnati, OH – Go Bananas - Funniest Person in Cincinnati Semi-Finals – 8pm – $5 (make reservations NOW)

 

Before I roll out of here, I also have to share another exciting opportunity I’ve been asked to be a part of. Getting back to my academic roots, I am honored to get to return to Bellarmine University to speak in front of one of the Governor’s Scholars Program (GSP) classes on Thursday. For those of you who aren’t from around here or don’t know what GSP is, it’s a 5 week program at three universities around Kentucky where high school seniors live, eat and breathe awesomenesss. That’s a horrible description, but I was a scholar at Bellarmine in 2005 and it was the best summer of my life. Had it not been for GSP, I never would have moved away to Louisville for college. So getting to return for a day and speak to a bunch of 17 year olds about comedy is going to be an amazing experience. On a scale of 1-10, my life is pretty crippled.

~Ally