Help Ally Celebrate Her Birthday!!!
Yes, all my dearest stalkers can be a part of my 23rd birthday festivities. Come out to Go Bananas in Cincinnati on August 31st, 8pm, for an awesome show that’s jam packed with the widest array of epicness. I’ll be doing a 100% NEW SET!!! Yes, that’s right: All jokes you’ve never heard.
Post-show join me next door at McLevy’s Pub for extensive debauchery. This could be the night I finally earn that DUI! Last time I actually celebrated a birthday, this picture is the only memory that remains:
Come out to the show and celebrate the 23rd anniversary of my successful transition from fetusness to infanthood.
Make reservations by following this link. Be sure to add my name in the comment section so they know how many people adore me.
I look forward to seeing all your sexy faces! Preferably only one face per set of shoulders, though…
Keep an eye out for my imbibed alter ego, Ali Bruno.