Upcoming Shows: July in… Nowhere, actually

by Ally

At this point, I have no shows beyond Kentucky and Ohio. Care to change that?

Want me to perform in your city?! Here's how to make it happen: https://t.co/bz2uOq1sQG #ILaughedAtTheCrippledGirl 2 hours ago
You've got a proud dad when he takes a picture of your massive turd. You've got a crazy one when he takes a video of the attempted flush. 1 day ago
I didn't realize how immature I am til I started planning my best friend's baby shower. Pretty sure busted condoms aren't appropriate decor. 1 day ago
RT @ZenHedonist: Line up that RT for @brueapilsner and make some #FF #FollowFriday happen. 1 day ago
I asked my 3 year old little buddy if he wanted to go to my house and see the chickens. His face lit up as he asked, "Can we eat them?!" 2 days ago

I laughed at the crippled girl