I’ve noticed a trend of people celebrating their birthdays by doing Random Acts of Kindness (RAK’s). Whatever age they turn, they do that many things. As someone whose life is dedicated towards improving the lives of those around her...
Since when is it okay to call a cruise shit ‘crippled’, but not me? Sure, ships don’t have feelings. But in reality, neither do I. After all the flack I caught (and continue to catch) over referring to myself...
As soon as I discovered the guys of Sketch Empire, I knew we were kindred spirits.. or some other awkward terminology implying we have a lot of weird shit in common. What I love most about these studs is...
Catching flack for the use of the word ‘crippled’ is nothing new for me. It has never been to the extent of recently, but it has always been a word that seems to add an air of awkwardness to...
After creating my facebook fan page, I made a deal with my minions that if, by sharing my page with their peoples, I reached 200 ‘Likes’ I would re-post an embarrassing video from my past: The Purple Prop. You lucky readers...
The night of unfamiliar faces is quickly approaching. I’ve spent many night laying awake, wondering just what sort of costume I could muster up to keep folks talking. Last year, I nearly won a costume contest for simply going...
While on the hunt for some confidence boosting unmentionables, I rolled across a pair that is the ultimate indicator of an extended dry spell. But, then again, what better way to let a guy know you’re DTF than asking...
In the following video, Damon Wayans brings to light the severe lack of unity between society’s lamest outcasts: Will the day ever come when ‘Crippled Avengers‘ becomes a reality? Of course not. Why? Because all crips have a closeted...
Alright folks. It’s rare I give shout outs like this, especially with regard to other cripples, but this dude earned my respect a long time ago. I’ve known this kid since my early years of attending MDA Summer Camp...
Time and time again, folks get offended that I refer to myself as “crippled”. It appears as though, in some circles, this terminology is considered derogatory. Those fags are retarded. How’s that for political correctness? I’ve heard them all,...
